This is your captain speaking...
Am I Going Down? A guide to your likelihood of personally experiencing full loss equivalency.
Please fasten your seatbelts...
We're going down folks...
God damn mechanics...
Nothing but a bunch of drunks and pot smokers if you ask me...

I'm
Museum of Depressionist Art
depressed.

Now THIS works...
The Brunching Shuttlecocks | Toys | Acronym Interaction, Expansion and Extrapolation Engine

Ahhh...a REAL Know-It-All...
How Things Work Home Page
I know some answers on How NOT to work????
Get a job in the aircraft industry :-)

This one's GREAT!
I can Dance if I want to!
I can box step...

If this don't take all!!!
Look, I'm 47 years old...a tradesworker - a cabinetmaker who has had to actually work for a living.
But now I work in the aircraft industry.
What I'm getting at is this...
NEVER
I mean...
NEVER
have I seen so many macho bastards come up with as many excuses for not doing their jobs.
I'm serious here folks,
these people practically break a sweat trying to come up with ways to do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
Go figure, I guess the money's not right...they're only averaging about $25 an hour...
So, to all you worthless do nothings out there I dedicate this Blog link:
The Mother of All Excuses Place
Enjoy, you worthless shits...

Thought YOU had problems???
Check out these
The Orphanage of Cast-Off Mascots
poor suckers...

Now THIS HOT AIR: Postal Experiments I call an experiment!

Oo hhdfhdf OhCreate-A-Fart

Have some sickness....disease you can't get rid of....a bad headache? Check in with Quackwatch before you try that newfangled cure-all you just heard about!

Where's that little MIR, anyhow???

What's that up in the sky??? A bird??? A plane??? A Flaming MIR???...Mommy, I'm scared...

Here's another good one. Track the MIR with Dr Sky - Countdown to MIR's Final Days.

Here we go...the MIR space Station's coming down...check out NOVA Online | Terror in Space for some history of this Russian nightmare and other historical space horrors!!!

This Weird Emma is wierd!

Well, it's been a week or two since I had anything new to throw up here...okay, here at Broadway Murals of Tucson, AZ you'll see some photo murals that the city of Tucson has put up along some reconstruction on Broadway.
Check the pic with the credits! See ya.

All the news that fits:
The Onion | 14 February 2001
they print.

Kick Your ASCII in :

The Here Zone

We stopped in Williams, Arizona during a road trip this past Fall. Take a look at the seedy characters...
A day in the life of Williams, Arizona
Stump Jumpers the whole lot...

Here's where the Rincon and Catalina Mountains watershed pours into the Tucson Valley.
Tanque Verde Wash at Redington Pass
There are links to PixAround versions, both a HTML version and a downloadable postcard (.exe).

Anyone out there ever hear about this E-mail "wire-tapping" issue? Check out the Email Wiretap Privacy Advisory where you can follow step-by-step instructions for your particular e-mail program.

Here we go...here's a few pics at the shop:
Carmens Roast Part 2

Testing!!!
Ghosttowns...Prisons...Wolves...

Here it is....
Ghosttowns...Prisons...Wolves...
Home Sweet Home...
Thanks for stopping by my new web log...
-Bill

Check this out if you need an E-mail forwarding service...
Bigfoot.com
-Bill
(More testing)

Here's our startup page:
Bill and Diane's Excite Start Page
This is a test!
-Bill

Here's where it all started...
BLOGGER
and now we're back!

Salary.com: What are you worth?
Here's a salary calculator I just stumbled on!
-Bill

Just recovered from a system rework. Had a war removing Microsoft Internet Explorer 5.5 BETA ! Sure learned my lesson about betas....STAY AWAY....
Had to rename my Windows folder, delete and/or rename a dozen registry entries and reload Windows, all this after several other attempts failed.
Worked with Microsoft techs for about a week on this, and it was the fifth tech that finally stumbled on the working solution...I'll say one thing for the Microsoft service, they sure hang in there with you till your problem is solved!
Anyway, I'm back...and here's a link to one of my earlier collections, some picks of the local scenery...A Taste Of Lemmon.

See ya! -Bill

Did anyone out there ever watch TV when they were growing up?
Advertising Age - 50 Best Commercials
Check it out...for memories sake...