This is your captain speaking...
Am I Going Down? A guide to your likelihood of personally experiencing full loss equivalency.
Please fasten your seatbelts...
We're going down folks...
God damn mechanics...
Nothing but a bunch of drunks and pot smokers if you ask me...

I'm
Museum of Depressionist Art
depressed.

Now THIS works...
The Brunching Shuttlecocks | Toys | Acronym Interaction, Expansion and Extrapolation Engine

Ahhh...a REAL Know-It-All...
How Things Work Home Page
I know some answers on How NOT to work????
Get a job in the aircraft industry :-)

This one's GREAT!
I can Dance if I want to!
I can box step...

If this don't take all!!!
Look, I'm 47 years old...a tradesworker - a cabinetmaker who has had to actually work for a living.
But now I work in the aircraft industry.
What I'm getting at is this...
NEVER
I mean...
NEVER
have I seen so many macho bastards come up with as many excuses for not doing their jobs.
I'm serious here folks,
these people practically break a sweat trying to come up with ways to do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
Go figure, I guess the money's not right...they're only averaging about $25 an hour...
So, to all you worthless do nothings out there I dedicate this Blog link:
The Mother of All Excuses Place
Enjoy, you worthless shits...