Saturday, April 14, 2001

Ever want your own constellation?
The North Star Project Map Maker
JobMonkey - The Coolest Jobs On Earth!
But I really, really, really DO like working for corporate Amerika.
It was 52 for a daytime high one day last week, the predictions for a few days from now are in the mid 90's. Now I know living in the desert means dealing with extremes, but I was wondering about this global warming thing everyone's been talking about lately. I guess we're there...Global Warming: Early Warning Signs
OUT
Sebastien Chevrel's Homepage
STANDING
Got shit...
besttoilets.com
...will wipe.
This is a site about
How To Dance Properly
(this one's a must visit!)
May I Help You?
Disturbing Search Requests
What some people look for...

Saturday, April 07, 2001

This is your captain speaking...
Am I Going Down? A guide to your likelihood of personally experiencing full loss equivalency.
Please fasten your seatbelts...
We're going down folks...
God damn mechanics...
Nothing but a bunch of drunks and pot smokers if you ask me...

Tuesday, April 03, 2001

This one's GREAT!
I can Dance if I want to!
I can box step...
If this don't take all!!!
Look, I'm 47 years old...a tradesworker - a cabinetmaker who has had to actually work for a living.
But now I work in the aircraft industry.
What I'm getting at is this...
NEVER
I mean...
NEVER
have I seen so many macho bastards come up with as many excuses for not doing their jobs.
I'm serious here folks,
these people practically break a sweat trying to come up with ways to do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
Go figure, I guess the money's not right...they're only averaging about $25 an hour...
So, to all you worthless do nothings out there I dedicate this Blog link:
The Mother of All Excuses Place
Enjoy, you worthless shits...

Saturday, March 31, 2001