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An $8,000, 6 megapixel digital camera...
KODAK PROFESSIONAL DCS 760 Digital Camera
...anyone got any spare change?

Ever want your own constellation?
The North Star Project Map Maker

JobMonkey - The Coolest Jobs On Earth!
But I really, really, really DO like working for corporate Amerika.

It was 52 for a daytime high one day last week, the predictions for a few days from now are in the mid 90's. Now I know living in the desert means dealing with extremes, but I was wondering about this global warming thing everyone's been talking about lately. I guess we're there...Global Warming: Early Warning Signs

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Got shit...
besttoilets.com
...will wipe.

This is a site about
How To Dance Properly
(this one's a must visit!)

May I Help You?
Disturbing Search Requests
What some people look for...

Oh yeah, this is good...
POP! The First Human Male Pregnancy
That's what we need...

Have You Seen This Girl?

This
Deep Thought
is deep...

Ever get lost?
Enter the GlobeXplorer Viewer
There...better?

This is your captain speaking...
Am I Going Down? A guide to your likelihood of personally experiencing full loss equivalency.
Please fasten your seatbelts...
We're going down folks...
God damn mechanics...
Nothing but a bunch of drunks and pot smokers if you ask me...

I'm
Museum of Depressionist Art
depressed.

Now THIS works...
The Brunching Shuttlecocks | Toys | Acronym Interaction, Expansion and Extrapolation Engine

Ahhh...a REAL Know-It-All...
How Things Work Home Page
I know some answers on How NOT to work????
Get a job in the aircraft industry :-)

This one's GREAT!
I can Dance if I want to!
I can box step...

If this don't take all!!!
Look, I'm 47 years old...a tradesworker - a cabinetmaker who has had to actually work for a living.
But now I work in the aircraft industry.
What I'm getting at is this...
NEVER
I mean...
NEVER
have I seen so many macho bastards come up with as many excuses for not doing their jobs.
I'm serious here folks,
these people practically break a sweat trying to come up with ways to do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
Go figure, I guess the money's not right...they're only averaging about $25 an hour...
So, to all you worthless do nothings out there I dedicate this Blog link:
The Mother of All Excuses Place
Enjoy, you worthless shits...

Thought YOU had problems???
Check out these
The Orphanage of Cast-Off Mascots
poor suckers...

Now THIS HOT AIR: Postal Experiments I call an experiment!

Oo hhdfhdf OhCreate-A-Fart

Have some sickness....disease you can't get rid of....a bad headache? Check in with Quackwatch before you try that newfangled cure-all you just heard about!

Where's that little MIR, anyhow???

What's that up in the sky??? A bird??? A plane??? A Flaming MIR???...Mommy, I'm scared...

Here's another good one. Track the MIR with Dr Sky - Countdown to MIR's Final Days.

Here we go...the MIR space Station's coming down...check out NOVA Online | Terror in Space for some history of this Russian nightmare and other historical space horrors!!!

This Weird Emma is wierd!

Well, it's been a week or two since I had anything new to throw up here...okay, here at Broadway Murals of Tucson, AZ you'll see some photo murals that the city of Tucson has put up along some reconstruction on Broadway.
Check the pic with the credits! See ya.

All the news that fits:
The Onion | 14 February 2001
they print.